Once apon a time...
There was this fine bitch, a'ight?
And yeah, she was cool.
But, man, then this dude..
He got all sappy 'n shit.
No foolin', man.
The townspeople tried to help him, but then they were all like "fuck this". He was not inable to get a having an erection.
And you know that fine-ass ho from the beginning? She got knocked up.
So every morning she woke up and just started puking 'n shit.
Heartbroken and sorrow stricken, the young man made his way to a Dragons Lair, in hopes of redeeming himself.

The creature accepted his challenge.

And owned his ass.