"Bad chemicals and bad ideas were the ying and yang of madness." - Kurt Vonnegut Jr.


Dear sir, poor sir, brave sir: The world you are existing in is not real. You are not yet born into the real world. This world is contained entirely within your mind, which has not yet been created.

The Creator of the Universe is sending you through a test world, a favor he does for all creatures that are born into the real world. Rather than leave your personality to be created by a bizarre and random combination of your parent's genes, your nonexisting mind has created a simulation of the real world, with help from The Creator of the Universe.

Everything in this world as you know it is a test disguised as a part of life. The reactions of the people around you to these tests are your own. This means that there are many reactions you can choose from. You probably made many of these choices in this week alone. When you a born, these reactions are the ones you will have, and they will be your own.

The color of your real skin, eyes, and hair, as well as the sound of your real voice will not be affected by the choices you make here. They will be determined by the bodies of your parents. Your parents are the two human beings who will meet each other and fuck, producing you.

Fucking is how new humans are brought into existance.

This probably comes as a surprise to you. The Creator of The Universe has placed this message on one of the many paths you have taken in your life. If you ever read a book like this after you are born, you will probably be unable to finish it, due to boredom.