When we arrived at the party, my original plan for a nondangerous caffiene binge was quickly destroyed by a raid on my only bottle of dnL by Lee himself, and the realization that Emily's coolers contained only Sunkist, Diet Coke, and caffiene-free sprite. My other two plains failed over a much wider time frame. My Ben-esque karaoke plan fell apart when I discovered that no one in the entire state has a copy of the 'Blue Velvet' soundtrack. My plan to film the party was doomed from the start, as I knew Melissa was bringing her camera.

I also discovered upon arrival that we were outside. I didnt realize we were to remain outside for the duration of the event, but after cancelling my unmade documentary, I began scribbling down notes about my surroundings. What follows ARE those notes.

Free-for-all dodgeball is not the sport of kings
Chad/Kat have a definite terrorization relationships
Game continues between Mexican/Small hooded white creature
Pigs watching from back porch
Leann cellphone
Fail attempt to hit volleyball over roof; much tomfoolery

Lee Hill
Some guy
Sanders
Carmen
Kyle
Wll Krausse
Imani
Imani's redhaired friend
Walker
Mexican
Hooded white guy
Laura
Kathleen Huey
Carl
Chad
Melissa
Kat
Leann
Alex
Emily


Clearly, documenting this party using any method would be impossible. Unless there was a major breakthrough. Until then, I would feel the event out to the best of my abilities. Unfortunately, the combination of heat and Imani/Alex did little to help my already aggresive attitude.

(more to come, miserable fools)