Father Damien Kerras is such a total badass.

I never liked The Terminator anyway. And you know what? 'Rambo' can go fuck himself for all I care, because you just cant get any cooler than Kerras.

Just listen to that name for a minute "Damien Kerras". And he's a PRIEST. Okay, a priest with weakened faith, but a priest nontheless. While he was a priest, he studied psychology. And when he's not praying to a higher power or analyizing mental disorders, he's a BOXER.

As a psychiatrist, he's naturally a little skeptical when he gets called in to perform the mostly-discarded ritual of exorcism. But he assists Father Merrin anyway. Everything goes smoothly (for an exorcism, anyway) until Kerras leaves the room because of those tricky demons and their impressions. When he comes back in, Father Merrin is dead. So, he does what any self-respecting Priest-Psychiatrist-Boxer would do. He starts beating the shit out of twelve-year old girl who's posessed by the devil.

I dont know when the last time was that you got beat up a demon, but if you scream out "Come into me" while you're doing it, they tend to listen. But even after he gets posessed, what does Father Kerras do? Does he let the demon take over and choke the shit out of poor lil' Reagan? No! He takes over his body for one last instant, and jumps out the window, effectively killing himself and saving the girl.


(To Be Continued)