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Driver's Ed-Day 5 or Massacring the Massacre
15 hours left. That woman is completely insane. No wonder she's not a cop anymore.

I have to say, that remake of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre definitely lived up to the hype. The hype of being bad! LOL!
Um, excuse me.
They ruined so much of the original movie, I'm just gonna go ahead and point out the things that I liked. For one, the basement of Leatherface's house did a pretty good job of conveying that whole 'Hey, guess what? You're in hell!' atmosphere. But even that was just a little stupid. Why is there a set of tunnels leading from the basement to an easy escape into the yard?
Erm. That old man had a couple of good scenes. By which I mean 'two'. One where he's grabbing Jessica Biel's ass, and the 'Bring it!' scene, which also serves an example for why I wanted to see all of these characters die a painful death. If an old, legless man is sitting there threatening you, it's not that hard to blow by him and leave that creepy hellhole behind.
Okay, hold on, I know there was one more.
Ah, there's one scene near the end that really pulled the ol' switcheroo on me. A nice suspensful twist, but not enough to make up for the fact that the whiney little girl CUTS LEATHERFACE'S FUCKING ARM OFF WITH A BUTCHER KNIFE. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NISPEL! For the love of GOD.

Oh, I think I found a new phyiscal deformity. I kind of have a dent in the middle of my forehead. Heh, maybe I should cut off someone's face, too.


EDIT-Oh, that part where Leatherface put on the boyfriend's face was kinda cool.
 
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