PETE
On the twelveth day of Christmas my sweetheart gave to me: twelve cups of coffee!
LUCY
Eleven cherry pies.
BOBBY
Ten drooling Leo's.
BOB
Nine owls lurking!
COOPER
Eight dancing midgets.
BOBBY
Seven one-armed men.
PETE
Six fish in a percolator.
LUCY
Five jeeeellllyyy donnuuuttts!
COOPER
Four talking logs.
BOB
Three possessed souls!
BOBBY
Two secret diaries.
PETE
And a body ... dead ... wraaapped in plaaaastiic.


JOHNNY HORNE
Amen ... Amen!