- SWEET JESUS, GET IT OFF!
- Prepare for third-person narration.
- (no subject)
- What's the matter with him? (He's alright) How do you know? (The lord won't mind)
- Now it can be told.
- (no subject)
- Ramblings about Bill, and the killings thereof.
- Listen: Billy Pilgrim is an insane mofo.
- Jason & Smufy vs. THE ENTIRE GODDAMN MOVIE INDUSTRY, Part I
- (no subject)
- "Do it NOW: Pure Gonzo journalism."
- Haha.
- She wore bluuuuuuuue velvet..
- I might be going crazy, or I might just be tired.
- Call me 'Old Horse'.
- (no subject)
- It's a dead man's party, who could ask for more?
- (no subject)
- It looked fun.
- (no subject)
- (no subject)
- Driver's Ed-Day 1
- Driver's Ed-Day 3 or Eraserhead Hangover
- Driver's Ed-Day 5 or Massacring the Massacre
- Driver's Ed-Day Seven or A Clever Alternate Title
- Driver's Ed-Day 9 or Thursday, Watch the Wars Instead
- Driver's Ed-Finale
- On second thought: Call me 'Mudd'.
- And now, THE TWENTY BEST COVER SONGS EVER
- I dont know Jack.
- Wait a minute.
- ..But sometimes my arm bend back.
- Well, that simplifies the trilogy, at least.
- Deep thoughts on featurettes.
- He kicks ass for the lord!
- Part Deux.
- Chasing Amy was cool.
- Heh.
- And the heat goes on, where the hand has been..
- Thank you, Petey, for pointing this out to me.
- Can you believe I missed this?
- Listen, bud: He's got radiactive blood.
- "My name is Mike. His name.. is Bob."
- Here's a little something I like to call "An Ode to Spider-Man".
- 79 minutes of PURE TERROR.
- There is a man in a smiling bag.
- "Leland says: You're going back to Mezula, MONTANA!"
- (no subject)
- The owls are not what they seem.
- R.I.P
- SWEET LITTLE BUMBLEBEE, MORE THAN JUST A FANTASY
- (no subject)
- After dinner, i'm going to play DDR and read 'The Incident at Owl Creek Bridge'.
- (no subject)
- Oh, my nuclear baby, oh, my idiot trance, all my idiot questions..
- SKIPPY, THE BUSH KANGAROO!
- "I'm not getting a Drama Club shirt." "Where's your loyalty, Blake?"
- Once it sees you, you cant escape the fury.. of THE GRUDGE.
- "My name is Margaret Lanterman. I am known as the log lady."
- Creepiest host ever.
- Gum?
- And now, ladies and gentlemen, BYRON-VISION (vision, vision, vision..)
- George Carlin's on T.V with brown hair, and here I am.
- In-Car: Day 1
- Someday mother will die and I'll get the money..
- I AM.. in a world.. of shit.
- Just sing along..
- See the robot walk! See the robot talk!
- "How long can we MANTAIN? I wondered."
- A Musical Interlude
- Less than three.
- You have 1 missed call! "Son of a bitch!"
- She's stuck in my heart now, where my blood belongs..
- Captain Jack will get you high tonight..
- It'll be fun.
- "I want to be with Ann," he said.
- "All that beer, and no whiskey.."
- Gum?
- "..And this will all make sense in the end."
- (no subject)
- "Thank God for Modern Dance."
- Peace is fragile. War, on the other hand, is generous in it's consistency.
- I'm telling you, it's FUCKING HIP.
- R.I.P
- This is pretty much it.
- The Black Hand holds the gun..
- ..and count me among Thy saints.
- Funny Stories, Pt. 1
- (no subject)
- Let's boogie! or "Crush me baby, i'm all ears."
- "Give 'em hell, Pike!"
- All the king's men..
- December 23rd.
- Christmas: Twin Peaks Style
- "In short, there is nothing mightier than the meek." - Rod Serling
- "Now, when it comes to you and us, I have a few unanswered questions."
- This means nothing.
- Turn it up, Captain.
- 2005.. Sure, why the hell not?
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- WARNING: IMPENDING DOOM
- Without chemicals, he points.
- And now, some levity.
- I hope you've got ten minutes to spare.
- These happened, I swear.
- I thought it was interesting.
- Forty feet remain.
- Sixth period tomorrow is gonna be really weird for, like, ten minutes.
- "I really can't see myself doing heroin." "Hm.. yeah, me neither."
- You'll have your part in the lake which burns with fire and brimstone.
- Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads..
- Fuck this, I'm going to bed.
- Lift up the receiver, I'll make you a believer.
- (no subject)
- Revelation: Next
- Revelation: Next (Part Deux)
- We've twenty seconds to comply..
- Sarah has forced me into activity.
- Nice try, though.
- My God, those eyes..
- Here.
- A Musical Interlue, Part II.
- R.I.P
- Dan and Lisa, Hi.
- Thank God for the rain..
- And lo, Doctor Martin saw it fit that there would be no school on that day.
- They don't need me here, and I know you're there..
- (no subject)
- Fuck it. or Final Pre-Musical Entry
- Believe it or not.
- (no subject)
- Gregory Maguire can go fuck himself.
- Fully moto, on the headfo, rock the info, the micro-type king.
- Drumroll, please.
- For he's a jolly good fellow..
- Home is where I want to be, but I guess i'm already there.
- To Blake and Smurfy..
- (no subject)
- This might be lyrics.
- Well.
- Guh..
- "Uh.. okay.."
- Oh, and in case you were wondering..
- Arrr.
- An interesting psychological discovery.
- It's just a shot away.
- (no subject)
- Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner!
- I'm a tumbler. or "And the heat goes on.."
- SUFFRAGETTE CITY! SUFFRAGETTE CITY!
- (no subject)
- (no subject)
- (no subject)
- Inspired by Leah. And Blake.
- Some people don't know a good insult when they see one.
- There are two days remaining.
- "Let's boogie!": Part Two.
- Smurfy, you're gonna dig this.
- (no subject)
- In regard to sophomore year (with love).
- Ah, Fox. You never fail to enrage me.
- Man, Dennis Leary sure is angry.
- The best damn self-referential out-of-context conversation quote entry, PERIOD.
- Hell yeah.
- (no subject)
- Kevin Williamson, we need you to grow a mustache.
- Coin collectors, nyctophobes, and delusional losers.
- (no subject)
- lordofthsquirels (1:01:09 AM): Leah SAD!
- Then another sign appeared in heaven: and behold..
- In the immortal words of Hannibal Lecter, age forty-two.
- Oompa-Loompa Song #2.
- Dear loyal supporters,
- (no subject)
- The fact that i'm posting this conversation here only increases the madness.
- This flashback courtesy of Peter the third, esq.
- Sara Conversation II: The Reckoning
- Earlier that day..
- This post should have been made last month.
- Obligatory quote-laden end-of-summer post.
- The only thing you need to know about the first day of school:
- Weirdest moment this week:
- (no subject)
- (no subject)
- Shit, I almost forgot.
- "I got kids, and they get mad at me, but I don't blow their heads off."
- Haha.
- M-O-O-N, and that spells 'done'.
- Entry #200.
- Entry #201.
- I don't know if anyone besides Kate will think this is funny.
- Jason: Hating Bears Since 1989.
- "..Or, as Jeff always called it, 'manass'."
- News flash.
- Winter is here.
- (no subject)
- Slow and steady, baby, slow and steady.
- Meanwhile, at Casa de Edwards.
- Meanwhile, at Casa de Stilphen.
- Also:
- I hope you don't think this is too overly characteristic of me..
- Dude!
- I heard this in my car today and nearly crashed.
- And here I thought they would all be about girls!
- Ohhhh, it's a jolly holiday with Jason! Jason makes your heart so liiiight!
- Happy Festivus.
- And now, more on the Spider-Pit scene.
- I declare this Christmas..
- The saga of an epic nature at this point commences.
- The Re-Sawening.
- Auld Lang Syne, bitches.
- Huzzah!
- I like how the headline sort of rhymes.
- what
- An evening with Kim.
- Another evening with Kim.
- Dear World:
- I finished this book today.
- Triple-Header (har-har-har).
- (no subject)
- Everyone is crazy but me.
- True Story!
- Seriously, people.
- I'm sure someone wants this.
- sick day the second
- (no subject)
- The saga of an epic nature at this point concludes (almost).
- (no subject)
- I fuckin' love daylight savings time.
- ..'cuz I know, I'm always late.
- Fuck you, Kurt Zisa: Part 1
- (no subject)
- Fuck you, Kurt Zisa: Part 2 (Or, The Definition of a Good Day)
- (no subject)
- I think you'll like this.
- Leftovers.
- Obligatory End Of School Year Quote Entry.
- Get your shit and get out.
- Take your pick.
- More.
- On the set of "When A Stranger Calls":
- wonk uoy naht noitceffa erom deen i
- PIRATES!
- News flash!
- Plugging away.
- Island: Redux.
- (no subject)
- So, I kind of got into a wreck.
- Oh, by the way.
- The year in (a shitty) review.
- 'Twas The Night Before Blakemas
- End Of Year Surveys
- Alex and Boris talk Davie.
- oh, my achin' legs/oh, my achin' shoulders
- What if..
- Week 23.
- You ready, shoes?
- Week 31, Day 4.
- (no subject)
- Week 37, Day 2.
- Week 38, Day 3.
- Orientation: Thoughts
- Week 39
- Lost Entry: Beach Week.
- Just a thought.
- I have a confession to make.
- I used to like 'Best Week Ever'.
- Does this mean that Alex Valine and I
- My mom bought the new Sean Kingston CD.
- You know,
- Shit!
- It's hot here. It's way too fucking
- Ugh.
- I am so irritated right now.
- Crank that.
- The Continuing Story of Bungalo (Jason)
- (no subject)
- The Unbearable Lightness Of Being (Jason).
- You know what?
- A thought on something that has come up twice today:
- Blog #290: In which Our Hero sings the praises of Steven Grant.
- Unquestionably the best christmas song put out by The Killers this year.
- I've been thinking about it.
- Well, shit!
- The government doesn't lie to people!
- Things that annoy me, Volume 537.
- This has been bothering me today.
- No real update tonight, for various reasons.
- Actually, one thought.
- Ride the walrus!
- ... 'cause twenty-five to life's no joke.
- I was thinking about writing something intelligent, but this is not it.
- RE: College.
- Fuckin' math!
- Also, here's that ad.
- I've got my Orange Crush.
- What is it? (It's it!)
- The first day of classes, for the second time in one year!
- It's cold here. It's way too fucking
- If you're so smart, then why don't you wear glasses?
- One last notable occurrence:
- Something terrible.
- End of the week.
- A few updates:
- This entry is far, far too detailed.
- Blog #315 or so: In which Our Hero rambles at great length about some book.
- I wrote this entry about ten hours ago, and damned if I'm not gonna post it.
- I don't know that I'd call it "insensitive", but...
- Today's bit of righteous indignation provided by MightyGodKing.c...
- WARNING
- (no subject)
- Something I said to Smurfy on friday while we were eating at McDonald's:
- Something I've learned this past month:
- "Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy."
- By the way, the State of the Union address wasn't that great.
- A Month In The Life.
- Witness the disintegration of my mind in real time!
- On sleeping late and staying up later.
- Man, 300 really was terrible.
- I can't eat this fucking Kashi anymore.
- I know we're already four days in, but work with me.
- Run that by me again?
- There Will Be Blood.
- "That was crazy fresh!"
- Hill St. Blues
- "Yahh!" indeed.
- In other news:
- "The Take Over, The Break's (Almost) Over".
- (no subject)
- A brief message:
- And now, this.
- I could be wrong.
- (no subject)
- Popcorn!
- Mind deterioration UPDATE!
- There's a war going on for your mind.
- Revelation!
- Snuff, Part 1.
- Snuff, Part 2.
- Is it ineffective to boycott a dead guy?
- This blog has the most shocking ending in horror movie history.
- Grant Morrison is the man.
- Once again completely ripping off Christopher Bird...
- Alright, alright...
- Muxtape. Muhxtape. Mucktape. Muktip. Mudkips.
- Givin' it up, I don't mind, givin' it up, I don't mind...
- Recommended viewing.
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