There were some scientists,
Tryin' to figure out the sasquatch riddle,
Then they figured out it was a missing link!

"In search of sasquatch", That was a kick ass "In search of.."
With Leonard nimoy kicking out the jaaaaams!

Hauwww!

He captured imaginations of people all around the globe,
His name was sasquatch so I'm told..

His legend's ancient in the ancient scribe
Of the Indian triiibe!

(apache tribe!)

Scientists have proven that the sasquatch he is real.
Take a look at the plaster cast of his foot, now you know he's real!
Listen real close to the audio tape, not human, now you know he's real!
Couldn't be a man in gorilla suit, no fuckin' way, now you know he's real!
Real real real-real real real really-real reeeeal!


(Brief semi-classical guitar interlude)


Sasquaaaatch! (Sasquaaaatch!)
We know your legend's reeeeeeal..
Sasquaaaatch (Sasquaaatch!)
We know your love is reeeeeeeal..
 Sasq-oh-uh-eww-ahh-atch (Sasquaaaatch!)

You and Tenacious D..are...

Reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaal.