Hypothetically speaking..

How YOU see the world

Jason: Hey, Byron.

Byron: Hey, MacGyver.

Jason: What are you listening to? Techno?

Byron: No shit. You want to listen?

Jason: Alright, sure.

(seconds later)

Jason: Hey, this kinda kicks ass. Where'd you get it?

Byron: I downloaded it.

Jason: Oh, gotcha. (returns)

How BYRON sees the world:

Jason: OMG, BYRON, OMG!

Byron: MacGyver, what the fuck do you want?

Jason: BYRON, OMG! BYRON? WHAT ARE U LISTENING 2?

Byron: Techno.

Jason: OMGWTFBBQgermany CAN I HEAR?

Byron: Sure, but-

Jason: (TAKES)

(moments later)

Byron: MacGyver, when the fuck are you going to give that back?

Jason: OKAY HERE LOL (tosses!)

Byron: Jesus christ, MacGyver.

Jason: HEY I'D SURE LIKE TO GET THAT IT'S GOT A PHAT BEAT WHERE'D U BUY IT WALMART??

Byron: No, I fucking downloaded it.

Jason: ........WTF????

Zak: ZERGLING RUSH!

Byron: Oh god, they're back!

Jason: LOL BYRON I DONT SEE ANYBODY